If you are going to drink-
CALL ME
CALL A TAXI
CALL A FRIEND
CALL A PARENT
WALK
TAKE A BUS
Whatever you do.... DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!!!!
And please, please, please, do not allow the people you love to drink and drive either. Take their keys, wrestle them to the ground, punch them until they're out cold, slash their tires, throw a brick through the windshield, pistol whip them in the face, have them arrested...whatever it takes. WHATEVER it takes.
