I am so lucky to have a LIFE that I love, people I LOVE and lots of characters to make me LAUGH! So to all of you jokesters in my life...
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!!!
I had to come back on here and post some of the funny things I'm currently laughing about:
- "I'm warning you...my house smells like a poop stick"
- "Just between us girls" (And it's a hot guy saying this :)
- "You so handsome" from a crazy Asian woman to her cute neighbor
- "Can I drive on the lawn when I drop you off? I did it to your best friend, I'll do it here"
- "He farted in front of our customer!"
- Spjute driving a mini van
- Crazy drunk women putting me in a head lock and then licking my face
- Ass punching a girl at work, with full softball style wind up
- "Who puked? Who F**king puked!!!!?"
- Telling your hot boss you'll be gone from work because of a breast reduction
- Sleeping in a bar and almost getting ketchup in my mouth
- "Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?"
- "I'm wearing my visor". "Well I guess you won't be picking up a man, then"
- "Nutrients"
P.S. As I'm sitting here, I of course have tears running down my face and snorts that come intermittently. I'm so lucky that my peeps are funny!
